g'Wan The Town

It seems that I dwell alot on the fact that I'm Dundalk given that this makes 2/3 of my posts being somewhat related to the Wee County's premier town but I came across this and think its accuracy is too good to ignore!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dundalk

Jim Corr was unavailable for comment as he was preaching on Park Street, ranting to anyone who'd listen about how JFK is not dead, that the sky is really purple and that he was actually responsible for the invention of velcro.